
this blog, it's a place for honesty. even when honestly might be a little (or a lot) disgusting. i'm sorry for those of you who have weak stomachs, but i just couldn't pass this up! so. max lately has taken a liking to peeing in the great outdoors. i don't know why it's soooooo much cooler than going in the potty, but he seriously will leave the house and go outside just to pee! i have tried to convice him it isn't necessary, but honestly at 31 weeks pregnant, some things JUST. AREN'T. WORTH IT. you choose your battles with a three year old.
anyway, a couple days ago max told me he had to go potty, and that it needed to happen outside. whatever. then he casually mentions "i need do poo too!"
HALT. no way. sorry pal, that's an inside ONLY deal. and i direct him firmly to the potty and go back to my room to fold laundry. all the sudden i look out my window to see my STARK NAKED child bee line it to the back yard, stop at the flower beds and SQUAT.
my reaction? "NOWAYNOWAYNOWAYNOWAY!!!" of course it's too late for me to actually stop anything from happening so i do what any other mother would do, grab my camera (iphone). by then, the deed is DONE and he has turned around to pee (see above).
this is the part when i should have gone out and grabbed his naked self and had a talk. you know, the serious kind. the only problem is that i am laughing WAY TOO HARD!!! so again, plan b, i do what any mother would do, i called my mom. and my cousin. and danny. so that i could report "i just watched max take a dump in our flowers!!!!??!"
AND LAUGHED MY FREAKING HEAD OFF.
finally i composed myself enough to retrieve my child, who is now sitting (still naked mind you) on the deck blowing bubbles like he hasn't got a care in the world.
enter serious talk about appropriate places to poo. but really, all i'm thinking is that i would seriously pay a million dollars to know exactly what was going through that head of his throughout this entire process.
so for the rest of the day whenever it came up he would say, " noooooo, we don't do poo out-thide, dat'th thiwwy [silly]."
well said.