lovely things about today...

{image courtesy of caroline drake}

1. consultation this morning which lead to booking a wedding. yay!

2. max's friends AND my friend came over to play.

3. we made (and ATE) reeeeally good chocolate chip cookies.

4. max watched no T.V. all day! i told him yesterday that is was broken. we have been watching waaay too much lately. plus, i got inspired by my t.v. abandoning cousin.

5. i have an awesome cleaning lady, and she came today. yeeeah clean bathrooms! her name is tammy jo, only max calls her BAMMY jo. it's awesome.

6. i had a plethora of homemade pico de gallo from my weekend with mom, and i had to hurry and use it. Caroline recommended i make her yummy TOMATILLO SOUP for dinner to use it up. OH. MY. GOODNESS. i died it was so good! i doubled it so i could freeze some and i am super glad. it's amazing. for real.

7. even though he struggled for a minute (and got out once) max went to sleep for the third night in a row, by himself, in his big boy bed.

8. I GOT MY HAIR DONE!!! au revoir FRUMPY. ahhhhhh. i love you laci.

9. max asked me to check out his booty.

he walks up to me, shows me his backside and said

him: "hey mom, see my butt?" (this is new as of monday, and i about hit the floor!)

me: (being very stern) "max, we do NOT say that word. when we say that word, we get yuckies in our mouth." (last time he said this, meaning yesterday, it was worchestershire.)

him: "otay. mom, (now SMACKING HIS BEHIND) see my BUNNERS?" (bum, buns, and bunners are allowed).

what do you even SAY TO THAT???!

appauling, yes. hillarious? also yes.